They Didn't Name Any Names . . .

… but oh, how I wish they had! The annoyingly discreet Hobart Gazette ran this little story in its "General News Items" of April 10, 1903:

A couple of citizens at Ainsworth came to blows on Tuesday in a controversy over weight of hay. In the heat of battle first one was on top and then the other, until the third party came to separate the combatants.

I don't have a clue. Not even a suspicion.